TRANSPARENCY UPDATE
Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has not released a long-form birth certificate, full tax records for more than one year, dental records or a complete genetic profile.
Does this mean that Mitt Romney is a Mexican-born unicorn who hides all of his money in secret accounts in Narnia? Probably.
Picture obtained via a free trade agreement with Jessica Kausen. That’s job creation in action.
Remember when Mitt Romney for America used my photo of me dressed as a unicorn for tumblr? BEST UNICORN DAY EVER! THANK...
You can legally start a super PAC and pay to run these on TV now, you know.